"Dumbest Person in the World" 

​“You are the dumbest person in the world” that thought came to me. 
I did not like having this thought and I asked it to flee
 
 But it kept coming at me like the drops in a rain
The more that I felt it, it caused me great pain
 
It wasn’t saying that I was just dumb
Implying that my mind must be super numb
 
But I was the dumbest who has ever lived
So dumb that I wondered if I could be forgived
 
So dumb in the world that I should go to jail
And of course anyone so dumb should just go to hell
 
Why do people tolerate me do they need a good laugh?
Are they offended and think I need a bath?
 
Ok, I’ll admit it I’m as dumb as they come
The dumbest indeed the world’s record is done
 
I won the competition of being so dumb
And now that I won it, I’m going to have some fun
 
In being so dumb, it gave me a voice
I wouldn’t say I’m dumb but it was a matter of choice
 
I love my energy and wouldn’t let it go to waste
So I never expent it on words of poor taste
 
But I loved to listen for things I seemed to be missing
I loved the stories of life and all of its blessing
 
I feel in love with two things called wonder and awe
I lost myself in the stories told by my ma and my pa
 
We believe in love because it makes the heart sing
“That’s why I asked you if you would put on my ring”
 
This world we live in is just heaven on Earth
A story I lived with since the time of my birth
 
Like any religious family, we went under the steeple each week
We prayed and we sang to be good people and meek
 
But something was missing, I didn’t know what it was
And so I kept quiet until I felt the truth buzz
 
Then something inside me rang out as the truth
It felt good inside the way it did in my youth
 
I’ll admit it I was as dumb as they come
That role is now over so let’s call it done
 
“The joke is on me” it was sung by Bruce
I repeated it often before my truce
 
So being dumb didn’t need no innovation
And it certainly doesn’t need imitation
 
Let’s not go there are or do it again
There’s too many people I seem to offend
 
It wasn’t that fun since I had to go it alone
I couldn’t find a friend as dumb as me, not even a clone
 
I’d much rather be a very good friend
And this is what I now plan to intend
 
Although I was the dumbest there world will ever see
There’s no reason at all to imitate me
 
I’m learning my lessons and on my way to smart
Thanks to my friends, I’m off to a good start
 
Don’t do it alone they always say
We learn from each other, this is our way
 
Although I was the dumbest the world ever did see
I’m happy to report there’s a new side of me
 
I don’t have to believe all those stories of old
I can create my own stories that are very bold
 
But I won’t do it alone because were in this together
We’re not always perfect but each day we get better
 
I’m no longer dumb because that identity I shed
It’s gone from my heart and left as it bled
 
What I want to do now is to create with you
I want to make a new story with my favorite crew
 
We put as our focus twenty thirty zero
With all kinds of room left for billions of heroes